Katy Perry, if you didn't already know, has an ample bust. Of course you knew that though, because Katy loves showing off her assets just as much as her legions of fans love admiring them. It's a symbiotic relationship, like flowers and bees or McRibs and our bellies.
But as much as Katy flaunts her body and as willing as she is to get oh-so-close to showing it all (see the photos below), she recently said that she'll never strip all the way down.
"I won't be doing a Playboy spread," Katy said. "I'm like a burlesque girl." She added that she prefers to "tease," and we can't really say we disagree with that approach. Leaving just a little to the imagination makes things a little more fun.
Of course, if Katy's boobs ever stop shooting fireworks and whipped cream and she turns to Playboy for a large check, we'll be the first in line (or online) to get a glimpse of the goods. And we'll save you a place in the queue.
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