Johnny Pemberton, the host of "Megadrive," is described on the show's website as a "horrible driver." That means when he drives to the local Piggly Wiggly for some ramen he always hits eight trees. Always! Told you he was a horrible driver.
Given these sobering facts about Johnny's mind-boggling ineptitude behind the wheel, it shouldn't surprise anyone that he broke a whole bunch of stuff while filming "Megadrive." And we're not just talking about the stuff he was supposed to break, but stuff that guys with mustaches really didn't want him to break.
On tonight's episode of "Megadrive," Johnny breaks something called the Big Dream Motorcycle. He went on to break a bunch of other stuff too. Here's Johnny's path of destruction from the destructor himself:
1. Big Dream Motorcycle: "I'm driving along the open road, doing just what the bike was designed for, when I give it a little too much gas and suddenly we start to slow down and there's this horrible grinding sound. Oops, broke the driveshaft."
2. JCB Backhoe: "This is a heavily armored backhoe used in combat zones to do construction. It can handle small arms fire and even an IED on a good day. Somehow, in the process of destroying a Cartier edition Lincoln Towncar, I did some $30,000 worth of damage to the JCB."
3. All Terrain Crane: "I pulled a trick on the driver by dressing up a dummy like myself and throwing it out of the man-bucket of a moving crane only to have it shatter the windshield. Evidently those windshields are specially made in Germany and cost as much as my car."