"Michael," a posthumous Michael Jackson album released today, is yet another odd item in a long list of items tied to the late King of Pop. Jackson had absolutely nothing to do with the album, and it makes one wonder if he's just being exploited in death like he so often was in life. MJ was a massively popular guy, so it shouldn't be too surprising that the vast selection of estate-approved and random web offerings with his face and name on them come together to form a virtual cesspool of cringe-worthy items.
Now keep in mind that albums, shirts, posters and yes, even vintage MJ sequined gloves, are completely sensible MJ memorabilia. We get that. But some of these products just don't feel right. They make us think of some guy in a suit lining his pockets with ridiculous ideas and letting out a big belly laugh when the checks come in. Just wait until you see the price tags.
1. White Eyes sleep mask -- $25
2. Billie Jean wig -- $23
3. Rubber duck -- $40
4. Shower curtain -- $50
5. Red and black "Thriller" shoulder bag -- $80
6. Jacko Juice -- Appx. $15
7. Mystery drink -- ?
8. Belt buckle -- $20
9. Air freshener -- ?
10. Perfume and cologne -- ?
11. Nesting dolls -- $28.60
12. California Raisin -- $10
13. Rare "Michael Jackson Eats Kittens" newspaper, mint 2005 -- $900
14. Set of eight casino poker chip card guards -- $50
15. 1/6 Scale M Icon "Thriller" Michael Jackson figure -- $145
16. Michael Jackson neckties & scarves -- $32.50
17. Cardboard stand-up of Michael Jackson leaning on a red car -- $35
18. Bust -- $170
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