As if "poking" on Facebook wasn't creepy enough, there's now a study revealing that 27% of Americans use their mobile devices to check Facebook while in the bathroom. Surely this is what Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg imagined when he dreamt of a world that was completely open and connected.
I have to admit, 27% is a bit lower than I would have predicted. Like many red-blooded American men, I like to read about sports on the can (mobile phone or newspaper), not use Facebook, but the appeal is obvious. Everyone wants to make their time on the can more enjoyable. Some people engage in personal reflection, others scribble on walls and some like to look at pictures of ex-girlfriends and wonder how things could have been. I say good for them. Enjoy your Poopbook!
So next time you get a friend request from an old pal you'll never speak to again, remember, they might have been taking a s*** when they found you. Which actually leads us to a very important question: DO YOU USE FACEBOOK ON THE TOILET?