In the long and illustrious tradition of X-rated studios making porn parodies out of pop culture phenomenons (see: "Nailin' Paylin," "Not The Cosbys XXX," "The 69th Sense" and "Quantum Deep") comes "Katy Pervy," a provocative tale about a pop music sensation who toned her voice through "deep throat vocal exercises." Ewwww.
We might be on board with this idea, if only the producers hadn't botched the casting. Aside from Russell Brand and probably some ex-boyfriends, Clutch is the foremost expert on Katy Perry's cleavage. So we say with authority that based on the image above, even the manually enhanced pose of the actress portraying Katy shows that she's noticeably lacking something that the "Teenage Dream" singer is known for. We're talking about her boobs.
"Katy Pervy" also stars "all of Katy's famous horny friends," including Ka$$ha, Rihandjob, Lady Gagger, Snoop Dong, Russell Gland and, oh yeah, Elmer, the horrific version of Elmo pictured above who, of course, only wants to be tickled.
You can watch the trailer for "Katy Pervy," which has some NSFW language here. Some more pictures after the jump.
