Thanks to the "Final Destination" franchise, we now have to ask ourselves questions such as: "Should I wear a helmet before I unplug my lava lamp?" "Could this chain-link fence possibly decapitate me?" and "Do the benefits outweigh the risks of riding this roller coaster right now?" Which is dumb, because "Final Destination" and its myriad sequels are just movies. They're not real. But what if they were?
Well, if they were (which, let us reiterate, they are not), you could use the following flowchart to predict which horrific, elaborate and unlikely death you'd ultimately suffer. Presumably, you would do this so that you could get your affairs in order. Or something.
