Of all the stupid things people get tattooed onto their bodies, photos of children are among the least stupid. At least the justification for that ("I love her!") is better than the justification for tribal tattoos ("It looks rad, brosepheus!"). That doesn't mean tattoos of kids actually look good. No snot-nosed little turd is cute enough to overcome the creepification that happens when a baby's face is turned into a tattoo of a baby's face. Prepare to fill your drawers with creepy-baby-tattoo-fear-induced poo after the jump.
He's eating a rat again! Quick, tattoo it on my leg!
Wait, what's up with babies eating rats?
Baby in photo: 8 months old. Baby in tattoo: 80 years old.
"We needs it. Must have the precious!" - The baby in this tattoo
Only cool if this is on Brad Pitt (it's not on Brad Pitt).
This is what you call an "eighthead."
Why you shouldn't let a baby give you a tattoo of a baby.
Note to self: Never get a tattoo from Suthern Ink.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It was twins until this guy ate the other one.
Do not stare directly at the baby.
We're going to leave this one alone
Their three-fingered paws are adorable.
Get this tattoo some corrective lenses!
Can tattoos get Botox?
Flesh eating babies are the cutest.
Another reason to not let your baby do cocaine.
It is not a tu-mah!
First he steals your nutrients, then your soul.
He loves it when you call him Big Poppa
