If there was ever a sure sign that a fashion craze is no longer cool, it's when some doofus creates an As-Seen-On-TV knockoff of it. Which means pants sagging is officially done because there is now a product called Sagz Jeans. Sagz, which according to its website are "tuff," are a jeans and underwear combo that snap together at the hip so true Gs can sag their pants without worrying about them dropping to the ground.
Here are the questions this product makes me wants to ask: Didn't people stop sagging their pants, like, 10 years ago? Is there really an epidemic of guys who are constantly embarrassing themselves when their sagging pants fall down? Did you really think it was a good idea to uze a "z" in Sagz? How do you explain this ridiculous commercial? And most important: I'm kind of short; do these come in a 30x28?