NFL fans are a special breed. Every year they throw down hundreds or even thousands of dollars to support their teams. And yet it's the fans who don't spring for expensive authentic jerseys--the fat, shirtless ones--that we appreciate most. You know the guys. They show up to the game looking like every other fat dude. But once past those gates, off comes the shirt and out flop the moobs. These men shake what their mother (and a fried foods addiction) gave them, much to the delight and occasional horror of their fellow fans. Today, as the NFL season is mere hours from kicking off, we salute the fat, shirtless NFL fans who remind us that maybe we don't need that 10th chicken wing after all.
