The internet runs on two things: GIFs and Batman (strangely, not so much on GIFs of Batman). So instead of Batman, here are five skateboarding tricks, which, since Batman isn't real, are the second most awesome thing in the universe. (The first is dames!) And keep searching for GIFs of Batman on a skateboard.
Bat-flip
This young fellow doesn't know he isn't Batman and forward-flips down an entire flight of cement stairs.
2. Bat-teleport
We want to see this guy play Batman in a one-on-one game of hoops.
3. Sleight of Bat-Hand
Could this be Batman? Cory Kennedy pulls off a no-comply because he doesn't have to obey physics or gravity. If he wants his board to suddenly reverse its momentum, by golly, that's what will happen.
4. Bat-bullet-time
Here's a fairly standard nollie, but it's awesome because it's in slow-motion and it's still hard to see exactly how it works. When your slow-mo looks like regular speed capture, that's when you're Batman.
5. Bat-Death Wish
This kid ollies a car speeding directly at him that obliterates the ramp. Some people cried fake on this one, but you can watch the original video on YouTube and it looks legit. That said: Kid, what are you, stupid? Are you crazy or something? You're not the goddamn Batman.
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