23-year-old Travis Williams is already an accomplished man, and he's starting the year off strong. Last week, Williams added another arrest to his 94-page rap sheet for disorderly conduct. The menacing Miami man allegedly menaced patrons at a shopping mall. Maybe he was returning a gift and didn't have the receipt? We don't know. A lot of things can set a person off at a shopping mall.
When the cops arrived, Travis did what Travis do: He screamed obscenities and got into a fighting stance. He went into custody, added some pages to his working arrest novel and all ended well.
Oh, but wait. Travis must have been so sick of all his other mug shots because dude took the craziest, most bizarre, WTF mug shot of all time. YES, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ALL THAT POWDER. The problem? Nobody knows what it is. The police report offers no insight or explanation. What could he have been doing prior to getting all disorderly on some patrons? Building a sand castle? Dusting off the largest fan in the world? Swimming in a pool filled with baking power? Starring in a stage production of "Scarface"? It sounds crazy, but it could be the latter. After all, Travis has been arrested for cocaine possession in the past.