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You probably recognize Vincent D'Onofrio as the bug guy from "Men In Black." You definitely recognize him as Detective Robert Goren from "Law & Order: Criminal Intent." And real men recognize him as the soft-spoken, psychotic Private Pyle in "Full Metal Jacket." He's just added "director" to that badass résumé, with the new slasher-musical "Don't Go In The Woods" (it's like if Bon Iver's write-a-record-in-the-woods story had a baby with "Friday The 13th").
He is Today's Badass because he joined our pals over at Next Movie and put together the hilarious "Hollywood D'o's and D'ont's" video, which we've embedded below. It features some manic insider tips that only a seasoned veteran like D'Onofrio could offer. For example, don't refer to Julia Roberts as "Eric's brother").