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The social media platform is consistently bastardized by laypeople on a fairly regular basis. They post sonogram pics, angular photos that hide double chins and flicks of luxury items in stores, pretending like they've already been purchased. Then something awful happened--celebrities jumped hard-core on the Twitter bandwagon. We started learning more about them than we ever needed or wanted. The biggest offenders? Rappers.

Inspired by the douchebag jar from "New Girl," we've decided to test a new series, finding the douchiest tweets from rappers each week and calling for them to put a metaphoric dollar in. So break out some bills, guys, yo!

P.S. Shout out to Wale in the photo above; you're not really traveling unless you're resting your behind on an LV Damier Duffle. D-bag.

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As Rashad Evans prepares to face Phil Davis at "UFC on Fox 2," "The Ultimate Fighter" Season 2 winner hasn't had any kind words for his opponent. Aside from the numerous barbs that have attacked Davis' fighting ability and manhood, one of Evans' finest verbal jabs came when he said that Davis is the lovechild of John Salley and Arsenio Hall. It's clear that Evans has won the verbal battle, but there's still a fight that needs to take place in the Octagon. Before Saturday's showdown, Evans spoke to MTV Clutch about Davis' "trash" abilities and how light heavyweight champion Jon Jones has been purposefully avoiding him.

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David Otunga is a man of many hats. You may know him as Punk from VH1's "I Love New York." Don't know him from there? OK, how about as Jennifer Hudson's fiancé? No? How about as the WWE Superstar who often supports wretched interim "Raw" general manager John Laurinaitis as his legal counsel? Ah, that should ring a bell.

But wait, did you know that his whole schtick as legal counsel isn't farfetched? Actually, Otunga is a Harvard Law School graduate who spends his downtime as an attorney. Even better, Otunga recently took a break from body-slamming fools in the ring to lay the smackdown in the courtroom.

Otunga hit the courtroom on Thursday to represent a man in his appeal against the NY State Department of Labor. The man, who we wonder exactly what made him decide to contact a pro wrestler to defend him, feels that he was wrongfully terminated by his former employer and denied unemployment benefits. Otunga took the case pro bono just to keep his legal skills sharp--he may have to use them against the McMahon empire one day.
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Under the ski mask and without the voice modulator, beyond the constant string of embarrassments and miles away from the self-manufactured mortification, you get the feeling that the man known only as "Jon" on "Delocated" is an OK guy just looking for approval. But when chatting with the character's creator, Jon Glaser, a former writer for "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and "Human Giant," it seems like he's not concerned with whether you like him. He just wants to make you laugh...until you piss yourself. In anticipation of "Delocated"'s third season premiering on Thursday, Feb. 2 , MTV Clutch got under the mask with Glaser.
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Tags Adult Swim, Delocated, Eugene Mirman, Exclusive Clip, Janeane Garofalo, Jon Glaser

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Ask any woman who loves R&B about Miguel, and she'll tell you that this singer may be diminutive in stature but he's towering in sex appeal. We'll be honest, The Check-In hosts had a difficult time keeping their pants on once they got in the same room with the man behind "All I Want Is You." Luckily Eric and Jeff (@ItsTheReal) are professionals and fought through their urges to not only surprise the s*** out of Miguel, but also convince him to explain how to stalk him and improvise a terrorist action sequence with them. We're not overselling this when we say it's the funniest interview ever done with Miguel.

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Just what it says. The NFL's version of an All-Star Game is without a doubt the most meaningless exhibition contest held by the major professional sports leagues. Understandably, the players (and their teams) don't want to get injured, so it's a glorified powder puff contest, scheduled this year for Jan. 29 at Aloha Stadium in Hawaii. The NFL has attempted to pique fan interest by playing the game between the championship games and the Super Bowl, but the timing of the exhibition just can't cure its meaninglessness. It is what it is, a nice trip for the best players. This chart helped me, a die-hard football fan, put my lack of interest in perspective. Perhaps you feel the same way. XLVI or bust!

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Demi Moore doesn't seem to be coping with her recent split from The Kutch. First, she got into a Twitter battle with her followers, and then on Monday she was rushed to the hospital for what her rep says was exhaustion (Hollywood-speak for "total bodily shutdown due to weeks of drug use").

Various outlets are saying Moore's whip-its bender is what led to her suffering a seizure. The details are as hazy as a nitrous-addled brain, so maybe our pals over at NMA's Taiwanese news animation headquarters can shed some light on the mystery. Or maybe they'll just show CGI Ashton wearing a diaper while motorboating some CGI babe. Yeah, probably that.

Tags Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Drugs, NMA.tv, WTF

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We're a few days from February, the McDonald's commercial of months. It's cold, gray, it marks the end of the NFL season and you probably have to plan some absurd romance-and-sparkles spectacular for Valentine's Day. Oh, and it's also a day longer this year.

However, if you're in college, you already know how to combat seasonal depression. Throw a party! Celebrate every minute of university life before adulthood creeps in. The dark days of winter can be some of the craziest, most memorable in your life. To help motivate you, we've compiled the ultimate college playlist of music videos--18 songs that celebrate the college lifestyle and remind you how sweet it is!
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Tags College, drinking, Fun, Jamie Foxx, Katy Perry, Mac Miller, music videos, Partying, Playlist

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Australia is a lot more than Foster's beer, shrimp on the barbie, "Crocodile Dundee," meat pies, kangaroos, the Sydney Opera House, Vegemite on toast and so on. The previous sentence was brought to you by stereotypes. But here's a stereotype that Aussies might welcome: Their women are gorgeous. You'll soon agree.

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Tags Abbie Cornish, Elle Macpherson, Happy Australia Day, Holly Valance, Isla Fisher, Kylie Minogue, Miranda Kerr, Photos, Sexy, Sophie Monk

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Tebowing started innocently enough: just a Broncos fan paying homage to new starting QB Tim Tebow's contemplative TD celebration. And as Tebow started pulling out comeback win after comeback win during a six-game winning streak, Tebowing went viral.

The bended-knee craze waned after the Broncos' three-game skid to close out the season, but like that tale in Tebow's favorite book, Tebowing rose from the dead after the Broncos' heart-stopping overtime playoff win against the Steelers. The Patriots (aka Goliath), who thought they had killed "David" in Week 15, had to face the meme once again in the playoffs. Bill Belechick's squad took Tebowing out behind the shed and bludgeoned it to death with a blunt rock, to the tune of 45-10.

Tebowing is but one of countless memes that enjoyed the roller-coaster ride of fame and fortune before succumbing to exposure. Join us as we celebrate the brief lives and often horrific deaths of four other memes, in this walking tour of the Memetery.
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Tags Betty White, Bros Icing Bros, Honey Badger, Meme Cemetery, Memes, Rickrolling, Tebowing, Tim Tebow, Viral